I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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