he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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