Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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