Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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