so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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