She went from zero to smokin in five shots
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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