she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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