Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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