If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
this will be a night to untag.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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