and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Randomize
