so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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