it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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