Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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