You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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