Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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