Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I think I sprained my soul last night
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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