Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
It was confusing and full of hummus
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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