i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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