jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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