Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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