Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
