You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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