That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
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