I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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