i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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