doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
