Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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