I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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