I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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