I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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