Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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