She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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