I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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