I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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