FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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