Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize