HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I got chris browned last night
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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