What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
