dude i'm inner monologue high
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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