is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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