ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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