Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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