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WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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