I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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