I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My dick has a subreddit
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
