That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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