I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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