sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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