dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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