Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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