also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
